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My name is not always MX, but I am an exotic dancer/stripper, and I'm tired of not talking or tumbling about it. This is my internet refuge to share my stories and experiences, to give and request advice, and to revel in my stripperdom.


Anonymous said: Are there any other songs that you dance to that are like "Nothing to Worry About"? I really liked that song, and I wanted to add more like it to my future audition set :p

Shit, I’m really late on this but yeah. Some of my old go-to’s were “Young Folks” by Peter, Bjorn, and John
“I Feel Better” by Hot Chip
“Swoon” by Chemical Brothers
“Black Cat” by Ladytron 

And a bunch more. Recently I’ve been wishing I was still dancing so I could do MIA’s “Bad Girls” 

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4 months ago

A Question For My Sex Workers

I’m applying for real jobs and I’m not sure what to do about the time when I was only stripping. So from like 2007-2010, there’s a huge gap on my resume because I didn’t have a side job then. So what do I do? Do I say I was a cocktail waitress at my club, but risk the employer being put off and automatically assuming I was a dancer? Or do I just leave it blank and make up something when they ask about it on the interview?

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5 months ago

Oh hey guys. I’m married.

Forgot to tell you guys about that :)


Hey, Dancers…

anon-cherrybomb:

yeahwritejosie:

Favorite Jedi mind-trick you use to get a customer to buy a dance. Extra credit for what you do to get them to change their mind when they say “Maybe later”. Let’s have an epic, awesome thread. I don’t know about you ladies, but business is slow around here, gotta pull out all the stops. ^_^

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L: make sure you have your legs wide open on stage when they first walk in. bang, straight away on stage, they tip. and tell them you live with another stripper.

C: with the “Maybe later”? I go back. until they get the dance. “it’s later now, are you ready for your dance?”. they don’t expect you to go back, so they are flattered when you do.

After I introduce myself and they say later, I tend to throw out a, “Oh :( Okay! :D” And prance away. And then prance by again later and wave innocently. It’s strange how well that works.

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6 months ago

Stressing about getting married. (It’s long.)

So in the past like week or so, my fiance and I have gone from like never fighting to fighting almost constantly. I’ve been depressed and anxious and just kind of a mess lately and our fights have been mostly because he just doesn’t get it.

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6 months ago

What Women Want: Porn and the Frontier of Female Sexuality

pacify-eris:

Really interesting profile on James Deen. A male porn star without a tribal tattoo. In fact he actually looks like that cute jewish guy that works at Starbucks…the one who always remembers your order ;)

Anyway, it talks about why the porn industry employs such ugly creepy guys for straight porn. I had no idea that the industry followed this line of thinking. It’s unfortunate, but hopefully James Deen’s popularity means it’s heading for a shift.

Go on, click through, you know you want to. It’s SFW

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6 months ago

Porn Post!

James Deen and April O’neil in a bathroom. Fucking hot. One of my favorite porn clips for sure. (If it’s being a dick and not embedding, the direct link is http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=258552896)

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6 months ago

Nene Leakes on being a stripper

Nene Leakes on being a stripper

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